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Topic: Anybody catch this; LMAO Funny!
 dana_260
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Post Date: 01/27/12 06:23
This guy post a craigslist ad stating he will pay $500 to whom can teach him the intricacies of playing the QB position. 
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My girlfriend and I were just invited to a Super Bowl party at her ex-boyfriend's apartment, and to be honest, last time I met him he told me he played football in college and I responded that I did as well --which was a lie ... I guess I just panicked and wanted to impress my girlfriend. Anyway. He asked me what position I played and I told him I played quarterback because that was really the only position I'd heard of.

I really don't know anything about football. ... I've been reading articles on ESPN.com and watching clips online but I don't think it's going to prepare me for questions about actually playing it, or for making good comments during the game. So I need someone who can quickly teach me. ... This is really important to me. I think my girlfriend still really likes her ex.

I'm offering $500, but would be willing to go higher if you're an actual college or professional football quarterback ... And if you would be willing to text me good comments to say during the game, I'd to pay you an extra $100 for that. Maybe more if they're good comments.

 DaBearsNic_98681
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Post Date: 01/27/12 15:13
haha, that's too funny.  I wonder if its for real.
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 Russ Bliss_108
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Post Date: 01/29/12 15:34
"Blitz": When the Quarterback runs out the pocket for a first down
 
"Bomb": That thing the punter does
 
"Sneak": When you hide the ball under your jersey and pretend you don't have it
 
"Crossing pattern": That thing Tim Tebow does after every touchdown
 
 
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Post Date: 01/31/12 08:13

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Keeper League, PPR, ESPN Standard Scoring
Start 1QB, 2RB, 2WR, 1FLX(RB,WR), 1TE, 1K, 1D/ST
QB's = M. Ryan, N. Foles
RB's = D. Murray, D. Martin, Z. Stacy, S. Vereen
WR's = W. Welker, V. Jackson, A. Jeffery, R. Cobb, J. Maclin
TE's = J. Reed, C. Clay
D/ST = Chiefs, Bengals
K = M. Crosby
 Jeff Coruccini_6
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Post Date: 01/31/12 19:38
Darn it you guys found my secret source.
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